335 Corny Dad Jokes – Embarrassingly silly but funny!

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The jokes about the common father are undeniably big in his box that no one can be insulted.

Okay, maybe Daddy’s jokes never made anyone bow and laugh.

On the contrary, the best everyday jokes, replaced by the stupidest jugglers, rather provide a little gargle and relax the atmosphere.

So here’s the best part of the special category of hilarious jokes known as daddy jokes. Daddy’s jokes are for everyone, not just Daddy’s.

So, if you’ve waited patiently to graciously age to a culturally accepted age or status to take advantage of these delightfully silly little tips, don’t wait any longer.

We’ve got Daddy’s best mean jokes for you, and they’re begging to be used.

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15 Best jokes about the father of corn

335 Corny Dad Jokes – Embarrassingly silly but funny!

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Dad’s best jokes achieve at least two of these three goals: 1) they make you think, 2) they make you laugh, and 3) they make you laugh.

Here are Daddy’s 15 best general jokes:

1. Why do skeletons never have a lathe or treatment?

Totally creepy for Halloween.

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Because they don’t have a body.

2. Have you heard a rumor about oil?

What’s better than oil? Butter jokes, of course.

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Well, I’m not gonna hand it out!

3. Why did the invisible man refuse the job offer?

The invisible man you can’t see is offered a job. Sounds like a great story.

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He couldn’t see he was doing it!

4. Two goldfish in an aquarium. Says to each other,.

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Do you know how this thing works?

5. Why couldn’t the engine stand on its own?

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6. How many jitters does it take to make a squid laugh?

7. When does a joke become a daddy joke?

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When it becomes clear.

8. What are the names of the legless sheep?.

9. Cannibals are not very social.

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They’re all sick of people.

10. I don’t know why people have problems with wigs.

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It’s a species anyone can take!

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11. Daddy looks at the soy milk:

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Hola, milk, soy daddy.

12. What do polar bears eat for breakfast?

13. I never wanted to believe that my father would steal his job as a street worker.

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But when I got home, all the signs were there.

14. Have you ever tried eating a watch?

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It takes a lot of time.

15. What do you call a psychotic dwarf who just escaped from prison?

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A little middleman on the run.

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14 Common jokes about a bad father

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The main attraction of daddy’s jokes is that they are often so bad that they become funny.

And those silly jokes about the wrong father should ruin the worst mood and change the biggest eyebrow.

Here are 14 common jokes about a bad father:

16. My boss told me to wish you a good day.

Daddy’s little joke that anyone can understand.

17. What do you call a sad coffee?

Try sipping it the next time you’re in the local cafe.

18. How does a hamburger introduce its new girlfriend?

Jokes about good food never get old.

19. Did you know that the first fries weren’t really made in France?

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They were cooked in Greece.

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20. Why don’t crabs go to charity?

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Because they’re mussels.

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21. Why did the biscuits go to the hospital?

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Because he was unhappy.

22. How do I make my handkerchief dance?

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Put some boogie in it!

23. Why do bees have sticky hair?

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Because they use cell phones!

24. What is the name of a cow with shocks.

25. What do you call a magic dog?

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26. Why is it difficult to explain puns to kleptomans?

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Because they’re taking on everything.

27. Did you hear about the buffalo that married the cow?

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They built a house on the shooting range!

28. How does NASA organize the party?

29. Do you want to hear a joke on a piece of paper?

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That’s okay, that’s okay… It’s Tearjerker.

15 Knock-knock jokes

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You know who likes knocking jokes like they’re our style?

Kids love the knocking jokes.

If you ever get stuck with a teenager and can’t come up with any other funny ideas, tell your father’s best general jokes and watch time go by.

Here are 15 of Daddy’s stupid knocking jokes:

30. Knock, knock!

Who is it?

The cow says.

The cow says who?

Try it on any young man. If they don’t collapse with laughter, take them to a doctor immediately.

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No, the cow says beautiful!

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31. Knock, knock!

Who is it?

A moustache.

Whose moustache?

If you have a moustache, ask for it.

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I need to ask you a question, but I’ll shave it off later.

32. Knock, knock!

Who is it?

Boo.

Who’s that?

As for the knocking jokes, the dumber the better.

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Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.

33. Knock, knock!

Who is it?

Abby.

Abby who?

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Abby’s birthday!

34. Knock, knock!

Who is it?

Broken pencil.

What kind of broken pencil?

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Never mind that it doesn’t make sense!

35. Knock, knock!

Who is it?

The canoe.

Can who?

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Will the canoe help me in my work?

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36. Knock, knock!

Who is it?

Wooden shoes.

Hooves, who?

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Need, as you know!

37. Knock, knock!

Who is it?

The radio.

Radio who?

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Radio no, I’m coming!

38. Knock, knock!

Who is it?

A dozen.

A dozen what?

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Did a dozen of those shots ever upset you?

39. Knock, knock!

Who is it?

Mom and Dad.

Mom and Dad, who?

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That’s right, son, you’re adopted.

40. Why did the chicken cross the road?

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To get to the house of the village idiot.

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41. Knock-knock!

Who is it?

Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!

What father?

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Daddy’s fuel for the fire!

42. Knock-knock!

Who is it?

Tanks.

What tank?

43. Knock-knock!

Who is it?

Fig.

Who’s that?

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The doorbell, it’s broken!

44. Knock-knock!

Who is it?

Abe Lincoln who?

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Oh, uh… Come on! Come on! You don’t know who Abe Lincoln is?

15 Christmas jokes about the father of corn

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What could be better than a holiday?

For all those family vacations, Dad’s regular Christmas jokes are the perfect antidote to family feuds. This will certainly help to liven up the party and keep it going.

Here are 15 common Christmas jokes about daddy:

45. How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?

Because when we talk about party animals in Mexico, it’s not funny, we don’t know what it is.

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Навибаааааааааааааааааа!

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46. What do you call a criminal who steals wrapping paper from the rich and gives it to the poor?

47. What do you sing at an elf birthday party?

Bring Christmas stories to life with funny jokes about elves.

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Keep the good man happy!

48. How can we say that the family doesn’t celebrate Christmas?

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The lights are on, but no one’s a dwarf.

49. What happens to elves when they misbehave?

Bad elves and Santa Claus, that joke’s ready for Christmas.

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Santa gives them a bag.

50. Why did Santa Claus put his watch in the sled?

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He wanted to see time pass!

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51. Why do trees sew so badly?

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They always drop their needles!

52. Why did Santa’s assistant go to a doctor?

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Because he had little respect for elves.

53. What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

Totally idiotic joke about a Christmas tree to decorate it again.

54. What is a penguin called in the Sahara Desert?

55. Why does Santa have three gardens?

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So he can ho-ho-ho!

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56. What did Adam say on Christmas Eve?

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It’s Christmas Eve.

57. What are the deer hanging from their Christmas tree?

58. I have a universal remote control for Christmas.

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This changes everything!

59. What do you get when you eat Christmas decorations?

14 Plain but stupid jokes about daddies

335 Corny Dad Jokes – Embarrassingly silly but funny!

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In a world steeped in an endless reservoir of special comedies, it’s sometimes fun to beat the old school with a few banal but stupid jokes about fathers.

And because we are 100% sure that the best jokes are very, very stupid jokes, we dig in the treasury of funny bones for our favorites.

Here are 14 common but stupid jokes about fathers:

60. What does a full glass say to an empty glass?

Perfect for a bar crowd, which certainly creates a good atmosphere.

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61. Why did the woman have a date with a mushroom?

The perfect joke or an epic icebreaker? It’s at your discretion.

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Because he was funny.

62. What does the stamp letter say?

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Hold me and you’ll get somewhere.

63. I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he tied them to,.

Who buys shoes from a drug dealer? Ashamed and stupid or brilliant and hilarious?

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but I’ve been tripping all day!

64. What did the duck say when he bought the lipstick?

65. Today I gave away my used batteries.

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They were free.

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66. Why do cowchairs only have three legs?

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Because the cow has an udder!

67. V: Why did you buy camouflage toilet seats?

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So my wife can’t yell at me if I miss!

68. What does the buffalo say to his son in the morning?

69. What time is Sean Connery coming to Wimbledon?

70. How does the train eat?

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71. Like an imitation, like a tray?

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They are both the highest form of flattery.

72. What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

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Anna one, Anna two!

73. What do you get when you cross a Bigfoot with a vampire?

11 Jokes for the birthday of the common father

335 Corny Dad Jokes – Embarrassingly silly but funny!

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What better reason for stupid humor than a birthday party?

Get ready to be the main entertainment for your next birthday, along with these ridiculous birthday jokes.

Here are 11 common jokes for father’s birthday:

74. How do cucumbers celebrate their birthdays?

The right joke for a child or girl whose birthday is not in a festive mood.

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They’re enjoying the moment.

75. What does the hacker have on his 80th birthday?

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76. What does a mould do on its birthday?

77. What do you always get for your birthday?

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Another year!

78. Have you heard about the love relationship between sugar and cream?

Warm up the crowd with this pie bunch.

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That was the icing on the cake.

79. What does a candle say to another candle?

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Don’t you burn on birthdays?

80. Where can I find a birthday present for my cat?

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81. Have you heard about the dancer’s birthday?

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It was sentimental!

82. I made you a delicious birthday cake, but I couldn’t light the candles.

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I believe the county needs a fire permit.

83. Finally, I realized that my parents prefer my twin brother

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I noticed when I was asked to inflate the balloons for his surprise birthday party.

84. Marriage is the union of two persons,.

It’s a great birthday joke for married people.

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one never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets.

11 Jokes about the founders

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He who laughs, has kept it up. -Mary Pettibone Poole

If age and insecurity is an unwanted disease, then fantastic jokes about the elderly are a magical youth serum.

There’s nothing like Dad’s ordinary jokes to show how gracefully we grow old in our years of wisdom.

Old age is a fact. If you can’t stand it, you can enjoy it.

Here are 11 common jokes about old fathers:

85. My wife is very angry because I have no sense of direction.

A funny kind of bone tickle for family night.

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So I packed my bags and I packed them right.

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86. It all starts clicking for me!

I bet the more you find new reasons to laugh the older you get, the more fun your life will be.

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My knees, my elbows, my neck.

87. Two old men sit on a bench, one turns to the other and says:. My ass fell asleep. Another says:.

Old people’s ass jokes? That’s really ridiculous.

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Yeah, I’ve heard him snore a few times.

88. Age doesn’t make you forget. Too much remembered nonsense makes you forget.

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Too much remembered nonsense makes you forget.

89. What has 80 eyes and 2 teeth?

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A bus full of old people.

90. Why do pensioners smile all the time?

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Because they don’t understand a word you’re saying!

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91. Why do nursing homes give Viagra to the elderly every night?

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It’s stopping them from getting out of bed!

92. How do you know if a woman is going to say something clever?

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If she’s going to propose to a man who once told me…

93. How many men are needed to make popcorn?

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Three. One holds the pot and the other two act like machos and shake the stove.

94. Life is about changing perspectives and priorities:

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I used to worry that one of my hairs wasn’t in place, now I don’t care if both hairs are in place.

95. When I have to make a difficult decision in life, I think: What would my grandfather do?

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Then I leave the house in my underwear and yell at strangers at random.

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14 Jokes about an ordinary dog

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Did you know there’s a really big shoebox full of Daddy’s banal jokes, just for dog lovers?

Next time you get stuck in your vet’s waiting room, try some of these funny dog jokes.

Here are 14 common jokes about father-dog relationships:

96. What is the name of a frozen dog?

A joke about dogs and food? You can’t be wrong.

97. What did the grape say when it was kicked? Nothing.

It’s always good to have a good joke up your sleeve when you sit and sip with your friends.

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But it caused some yelling.

98. How long does it take to make a sledge dog?

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But don’t feed him!

99. What do dogs eat for brunch?

100. What do you call a sad dog Lassie?

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101. Ask the dog what prison is,.

It’s a life of ripples when you come out of those ribs.

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and they’ll tell you it’s a neck brace!

102. There is a zoo where the only animal is the dog.

103. Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

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Because we can’t bury them in the trees!

104. What do you call a black Eskimo dog?

105. What did the skeleton say to the pup?

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106. What could be more amazing than a talking dog?

107. Why the Snowman called his dog Frost!

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Because the gel bites

108. Have you ever heard of a bitch who got a-puppy on the side of the road?

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They gave him a ticket for the garbage disposal.

109. How did the little Scottish bitch feel when she saw the monster?

110. What do you get when you cross a golden dog with your phone?

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11 Corn daddy goes to a bar jokes

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At the end of every dark and gloomy bar, you’ll probably find at least one and sometimes a few bar visitors, keeping a few bar stools warm and patiently waiting to mock unsuspecting bar visitors.

They are the guardians of a secret class of jokes known in the language spoken as commercial jokes.

But we have exclusive access to their walks in a bar joke magazine passed down from generation to generation, and we will share the best of the best with you.

There are 11 stops at the prankster’s bar:

111. The gold has entered the barrier. The bartender screamed,

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Hey you, get out of here!

112. Chameleon enters a bar.

A little dexterity in a classic commercial joke that never gets old.

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the bartender said. If your wife calls, I haven’t seen you.

113. A ghost walks into a bar.

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asks the bartender: What would you like to drink? The ghost says: I came for my nose!

114. Blind man walks into a bar.

Warm up the crowd at the bar with that drunken smile.

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And a table. And the door. And the stairs.

115. Amnesia enters the bar. He approaches a beautiful blonde and says:.

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So, do I come here often?

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116. The neutron comes in a rod. How much for the beer? Neutron requesting.

Drinking in fancy pants? We’re right behind you.

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For you? It’s the bartender. It’s free.

117. He walks into a bar.

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the bartender said: Sorry, we don’t serve minors.

118. The horse enters a bar.

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The bartender points to the alarm in shock and screams: Hey, hey, hey, hey!

119. Photon is registered at the hotel. The messenger asks: Can I help you with your luggage?

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He says: I don’t have it. I travel light.

120. The dung beetle enters the post,.

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and says this chair is free?

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121. So, a five-dollar bill walks into a bar, and the bartender says.

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Hello. It’s a bachelor bar.

12 Military jokes about corncobs

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The army spends a lot of time together, away from family and friends.

Good old military jokes are a proven remedy for the adverse conditions they often find themselves in.

Here are 12 of Daddy’s common military jokes:

122. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?.

123. Have you heard of an accident on a military base?

If you can work on a good food joke in your situation, you definitely win.

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Tank ran over a can of popcorn and killed two Kerners.

124. How many weapons does the United States need to fight the enemy?

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Two: one to shoot and one to sell to shoot back.

125. While my grandfather was under the influence of mustard gas and pepper spray

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He’s a seasoned veteran.

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126. What happens when a soldier enters an enemy bar?

It’s a good drinking joke when you’re on the team.

127. What do you call an army of cows?

128. If you lose your rifle in the army, the government will hold you responsible for 250.

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That’s why the captain in the fleet always goes down with the ship.

129. I’m trying to figure out the lowest rank in the army.

Funny private joke, so stupid it turns your stomach.

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But everyone says it’s personal.

130. What do you get when you drop a piano on a military base?

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131. Which military unit has the most children?

132. Where do the exhaust pipes go at the university?

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The American Bellybutton Academy!

133. How do you know if a person is a Marine?

15 Father corn – Easter jokes

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Since this article just wouldn’t be complete without a good set of jokes for every occasion, we have some great Easter jokes that even make an Easter bunny spit in candy.

It’s easy for us to laugh at the usual Easter jokes about Daddy, which will definitely make you smile from ear to ear.

Here are 15 of Daddy’s regular Easter jokes:

134. How does the Easter bunny move?

As soon as the Easter chocolates are ready, continue with the funny rabbit joke.

135. Why don’t you tell an Easter egg joke?

It’s the perfect joke for the family after a sleepy Easter mass.

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136. What do you get when you pour hot water into the rabbit hole?

137. How can an Easter bunny stay in shape?

138. Why is the Easter egg hidden?

Why does the Easter bunny hide chicken eggs? Mm-hmm.

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She was a little chicken.

139. What day does the Easter egg hate the most?

140. Why the Easter bunny was so angry

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He’s had a bad rabbit day!

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141. Why did a rabbit say the Easter bunny was self-centered

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Because he’s a selfish man.

142. What is the name of the line of rabbits jumping backwards

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The rabbit pull line.

143. Therapist: What has happened lately?

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Chocolate rabbit: I don’t know, Doc, I feel so empty inside.

144. What is the name of a sleeping Easter egg?

145. What jewelry rabbits wear

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146. What do you call an egg from room.

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Egg needle!

147. How do I know when to eat braised rabbit?

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If there’s rabbits in there!

148. Easter Bunny Preferred Capital

15 Corny Dad Coffee jokes

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What could be better than a nice hot cup of coffee to laugh at?

The answer is absolutely nothing. That’s why we dug up those crazy, funny jokes about Daddy’s coffee.

It’s best to share a cup of Joe with a roast cupcake.

Here are 15 jokes about Daddy’s regular coffee:

149. Why did the espresso company keep checking itsclock?

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Because he didn’t have much time.

150. What do you call a coffee flight?.

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151. How a frahling lover can beat a woman.

It’s the perfect joke if you drink to Joe and the boys in the morning.

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I was thinking of you for a latte.

152. How did the hipster burn his tongue?

Don’t miss an easy chance to meet the hipsters.

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He drank his coffee before he got cold.

153. How did Moses make his coffee?

154. What is the best Beatles song?

155. Like coffee beans, like children?

It’s the perfect coffee joke for parents.

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You’re still grounded!

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156. Where birds go for coffee

157. Where Russians buy coffee in

158. Why Karl Marx drinks coffee before attending the conference

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To maintain class consciousness.

159. Which cow prefers coffee?

160. I accidentally drank a colleague’s coffee cup.

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It tasted awful. It wasn’t my thing.

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161. Why do Italians make such good coffee?

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Because they know how to drink espresso.

162. I went to the doctor and told him that every time I took a sip of coffee I felt a sharp pain in my face

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he said: Next time, bring out the spoon.

163. Why hoses do not drink coffee

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Because that makes them vipers.

13 Jokes about the common father of a lawyer

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Lawyers are easy targets for fast people, and those banal jokes about the lawyer’s father didn’t work.

Of course, maybe someday you’ll need a good lawyer. But now, let’s have a few laughs with those lawyer jokes.

Here are 13 common jokes about Daddy’s lawyer:

164. What is the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

Do you have a lawyer among your friends? Fry them good with that smart lawyer crack.

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A bad lawyer can drag a case for years. A good lawyer can last longer.

165. What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and an attorney who rides aengine?

The best lawyer jokes are rude.

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The vacuum cleaner has a bag of mud inside.

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166. What is the difference between an avocado and a jellyfish?

Don’t worry about it. Lawyers are tough.

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One of them is a poisonous, characterless drop of water. It’s another form of marine life.

167. What is black-brown and looks good on a lawyer

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Doberman Pinscher.

168. Who invented copper wire?

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Two tax advisers are fighting for a penny.

169. How many jokes about lawyers? Only three.

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The others are true stories.

170. If lawyers die, why do they bury them 600 feet underground.

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171. How do you know if a lawyer is lying?

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172. How many injury counsellors are needed to replace a light bulb?

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How much can you afford?

173. How do I get a wound lawyer to laugh so I can take a picture?

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Say fresh!

174. There are two types of lawyers,

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those who know the law and those who know the judge.

175. What is the difference between a lawyer and a pit bull?

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176. What is the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

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Accountants know they’re boring.

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If you don’t work on a hobby farm, an office workplace is usually one of those places that just needs a little cheerfulness.

Here come the most entertaining office jokes just in time.

You have to survive a two-hour session? Come and get ready with those noisy office jokes and watch time go by.

Here are 14 silly office jokes about daddy:

177. How’s Christmas? How’s your work?

Try that funny joke on the desk before the next boring meeting.

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They do all the work, and the fat man in the suit gets all the credit.

178. Being an astronaut is weird.

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This is the only job where you get fired before you go to work.

179. What do your boss and the thin ones have in common?

Next time your boss is in one of his monologues, it is best to draw up a group text together with your colleagues.

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They both like to see her fall down the stairs.

180. How do you determine whether an engineer is an extrovert?

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He’s looking at your shoes while he’s talking to you.

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181. Why are proctologists so gloomy?

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It always comes to an end.

182. Do you want to hear a construction joke?

Because construction projects always take twice as long as expected.

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I’m still working on it.

183. What do you call a fat medium?

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Four sneakers.

184. I worked in a shoe store.

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It was the only destruction.

185. What does nose cleaner do?

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He’s in business with Jalapeno!

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186. What is that city in Nevada where all the dentists come from?

187. What did the janitor say when they jumped out of the store closet?

188. What is the favorite part of the astronaut’s computer?

189. Have you heard of a scientist who was a partner in a laboratory with a pot of boiling water

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He had a very distinguished colleague.

190. My annual performance report shows that I lack passion and intensity

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I don’t think management saw me alone with Big Mac.

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12 Jokes of the church of Cornvater

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The church can get a little serious with all this and not perform the ceremony. That’s why these mundane jokes about the Father’s church are so important.

If you think the church can’t be fun, you haven’t heard those hilarious church jokes.

We have the most blasphemous and banal jokes about the fathers in the church, which will make even the big man up there laugh.

Here are 12 common jokes about fathers in church:

191. How can you make God laugh?

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Tell him about your plans.

192. If anyone needs an ark,.

Aren’t the kids looking forward to church? Let them laugh with a little church humor first.

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I arrived with Noah’s boyfriend.

193. What is the name of an Amish who carries a hand in his mouth on a horse?.

194. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?

195. If Mary had Jesus and Jesus was the Lamb of God,

Who says waiting in line for communion must be so terribly boring?

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Does that mean Mary had a little lamb?

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196. Which car does Jesus drive?

197. Why are Jewish mothers becoming excellent probation officers?

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They won’t let anyone finish the sentence!

198. Why didn’t Noah go fishing?

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He only had two worms.

199. What are the names of the ministers in Germany?

200. What type of alcohol is found in the church?

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201. He who farted in church….

You can never go wrong with a good fart joke.

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Sitting on his own bench.

202. Why can’t skeletons play music in church?

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They don’t have organs.

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If you’re looking for the best jokes about the common father, you need these particularly kitschy jokes about the common father.

Daddy’s regular cheese jokes are a whole new level of daddy jokes that only the coolest jokers can handle.

You think you’re cool enough?

Here are 13 common cheese jokes about daddy:

203. Which computer can sing really well

204. I’d tell a pizza joke,.

Daddy’s a very silly joke to a lot of people.

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but it’s a little rude.

205. Secret Service must not shout Go down! More if the president is to be attacked

Keep laughing strong from Trump’s slot until you get everyone’s attention. Too good to waste.

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Now, Donald, get down! Shout.

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206. What is the least spoken language in the world

207. What does a vegetarian zombie eat?

Since it’s quite simple, it’s fun to laugh at vegetarians.

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ГРРААААИИНННС!

208. Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS go together.

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From now on, they’re called Fed-Up.

209. Why did the invisible man refuse the job offer?

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He couldn’t see he was doing it.

210. How does a penguin build his house?

Since penguins are already funny little creatures, it’s easy to get in.

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Iglo’s together!

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211. I sleep so well,.

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I can do it with my eyes closed!

212. Did I tell you how I fell in love with a setback?

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I was on my heels!

213. How can celebrities keep a cool head?

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You have many admirers.

214. Which egg was laid by the angry chicken?

215. What did the fisherman say to the wizard?

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Pick a cod, any cod.

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13 Jokes about a blonde girl the way of a normal father

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If you’re looking for truly timeless jokes, jokes about blondes are the perfect answer.

The jokes about a blonde with an ordinary father never get old, and you can always come back to them.

Here are 13 of Daddy’s blonde jokes:

216. Why don’t blondes like Kool-Aid?

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Because they can’t put eight glasses of water in one bag.

217. Why did the blonde get angry after completing the puzzle six months later?

A joke about timeless, stupid blondes that all brunettes will love.

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The box says 2 to 4 years.

218. Why do men like to joke about blondes?

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Because they can understand them.

219. Why did the blonde woman stare at a can of frozen orange juice for two hours?

The recipe for blonde jokes is simple: the dumber, the better.

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Because he said: Concentrate.

220. Why is the blonde girl sitting on the fingertip next to the first aid kit?

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Because she didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!

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221. Why are the jokes about blondes so short?

A smart transition from blonde to brunette for smooth combustion

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That’s how the brunettes will remember her.

222. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

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I wonder if it’s mine.

223. Why can’t blondes make ice cubes?

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They always forget the recipe.

224. Why did the blonde girl put water on her computer?

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To wash the windows.

225. A man passes a young blond girl with a pig The man asks: Where did you get it?

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The pig answers: I won it at the fair.

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226. How can I keep a blonde girl in the shower all day?

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Give him a bottle of shampoo that says: Foam, bobbin, repeat.

227. Why did the blonde take the stairs to the bar?

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Someone told him the drinks were on the house.

228. Why are blondes terrible bank robbers?

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Because they tie up the safe and blow up the guards.

15 Smart but everyday jokes from daddy

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Daddy’s best regular jokes are the ones that make you think.

The best thing about spiritual jokes is that they can go through some people’s heads.

But for those who watch your clever jokes, these witty but banal daddy jokes are priceless.

Here are 15 funny but common jokes about dads:

229. How did Darth Vader know what Luke gave him for Christmas?

Impress your friends with this subtle abuse of the common namesake.

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He felt his gifts!

230. Why did the blind man fall into the well?

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Because he couldn’t see properly…

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231. Dogs cannot operate MRI machines ….

It is intelligent and attractive for dog and cat lovers.

232. What are the benefits of living in Switzerland?

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The flag is a big plus.

233. I’ve just been diagnosed color blind

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I know, it just came in purple.

234. What did the hammer say to his friends?

235. I have always admired the fishermen

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Now it’s rolling.

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236. What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

237. What is the weight of a hipster?

Hipsters and their GIs are easy targets for a quick laugh.

238. How did one mitt feel about the other?

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He was wearing a glove with her.

239. I couldn’t make a reservation at the library…

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They were sold out.

240. Have you seen the new comic?

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It was very lively.

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241. What did the traffic light on the crossing say?

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Don’t look, I’m changing!

242. Why was the big cat disqualified for the race?

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Because it was a cheetah.

243. Why did the girl spread peanut butter on the road

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To get into traffic.

15 Funniest jokes about the father of corn

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If you follow the path of the banal daddy jokes, you can enjoy the funniest jokes about the banal daddy jokes.

The funniest jokes are bold statements, so see for yourself. Or better yet, let the public decide. Try making jokes about unsuspecting friends.

Here are 15 of the funniest, most banal jokes about Daddy:

244. What did a Buddhist monk say to a hot dog vendor?

A joke that can combine Buddhism and hot dogs is really a world class joke.

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Make me one with everything!

245. What is the name of a karate pig?

We already know how funny kung fu pandas can be. Why don’t you make a joke about a karate pig?

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246. What does an artist do when he is cold?

The perfect joke to break the silence during a painting project with friends or family.

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He’s changed his jacket.

247. The invisible man married the invisible woman.

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The kids had nothing to look at.

248. If you hold 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what have you got?

249. My wife got a job at the zoo..

250. I’ve taken some nutrient dyes and,

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is a little colorful on the inside.

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251. If a cow does not produce milk, is it fake milk?

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Or the rejection of the udder?

252. What about the smallest drinks?

253. How does a dinosaur settle its accounts?

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Tyrannosaurus in control!

254. What is the difference between a hippopotamus and a hammer?

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Very heavy and a little light!

255. Why has the child whose birthday comes on paper?

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He wanted to live in the present.

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256. What does a full glass say to an empty glass?

257. What did one ocean say to another?

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Nothing, they were just waving.

258. I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.

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I can also see if they’re worth it.

15 Jokes about pirate fathers

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What’s wrong with making jokes about ordinary pirate fathers?

There’s nothing like good pirate jokes invented by rum lovers obsessed with treasure, and by sailors to make you feel alive.

So open a barrel of rum and try these delicious pirate jokes.

We have the faintest jokes about pirate fathers in the sea.

Here are 15 common pirate jokes about daddy:

259. How did a pirate get his Funny Roger for such a low price?

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He bought it under the tarp.

260. What does a dyslexic pirate say?

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261. How much does it cost to pierce a pirate’s ears?

Pirates are so dishonest, they’re used to asking for it.

262. What did a hacker say to another hacker?

263. Why couldn’t the pirate team play cards?

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Because the captain was on deck!

264. Where do pirates buy their hooks?

It’s a good thing we’re saving for the docks.

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In a second-hand goods warehouse.

265. Why did the hacker give up his business?

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He didn’t know how to increase sales.

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266. What is a blindfolded pirate?

267. What is the latest hacker technology?

268. How do hackers prefer to communicate?

269. What is the pirate’s favourite film? (But it’s organized.)

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The prey and the beast.

270. How much did the pirate pay for his bet and the hook?

Try this reflex the next time you’re at sea with your friends.

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271. Why is piracy addictive?

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They say once you lose your hand, you get addicted!

272. Why did the pirate have red eyes?

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Because he had too much algae!

273. What is a pirate’s favourite fish?

13 Carrots, as your father’s joke is called

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Remember your dad with the endless supply of what you call jokes?

Incredibly ridiculous, sometimes bordering on racist or sexist, and always hilarious, ordinary jokes called Daddy’s are perfect if you just hang out with the boys.

Here are 13 trivialities, as you call Daddy’s jokes:

274. What do you call two guys from Mexico playing basketball?

275. What is the name of a toothless worm?

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276. What is the name of the monkey that loves fries?

Chipmunks are cute, but monkeys eating chips are hilarious.

277. What do you call a man who never farts in public?

Any chance to slip into a little fart joke is a guaranteed victory.

278. What do you call a conversation between two obese people?

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This is a difficult discussion.

279. What is a skunk that flies in a helicopter?

280. What do you call lending money to a buffalo?

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281. What do you call a group of disorganized cats?

282. What do you call the children of the father of the corn?

283. What do you call bees that produce milk?

284. What do you call fake noodles?

285. What do you call a rich elf?

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286. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

Take it with you on your next trip and watch your friend’s nose take an energy drink away from you.

13 Old-age jokes Pops

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Never get stuck at a New Year’s party with an embarrassing minute’s silence you can’t fill.

Those New Year’s jokes will laugh and talk until the ball is in the field.

Here are 13 common jokes about New Year’s Eve dad:

287. My New Year’s resolution should be more optimistic,.

The resolutions are too serious. We prefer full glasses and broken promises.

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with my half-full cup of rum, vodka or whiskey in my hand.

288. What do you say to someone you didn’t see on New Year’s Eve?

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I haven’t seen you in a year!

289. What are the cows celebrating on 31 December?

290. I wanted to give up all my bad habits for the New Year,.

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but then I remembered no one likes tramps.

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291. Official New Year’s Eve,.

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You only have a few hours to do everything you don’t want to do in the new year.

292. What do you call it to have an appointment every year on New Year’s Eve?

293. What type of toilet do the French use on 1. 1 January 2009 ?

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The New Year’s bidet.

294. What is the prognosis for New Year’s Eve?

A pretty accurate joke, probably aimed at a wide audience.

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Most people are drunk and probably won’t faint.

295. What is your favourite corn holiday?

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296. The optimist does not sleep until midnight to see the New Year.

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The pessimist is ready and makes sure that the old year is over.

297. What happened to an Irishman who contemplated the atrocities of drinking on New Year’s Day?

New Year’s drinks and New Year jokes go together like peanut butter and jelly.

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He’s stopped thinking.

298. The iPhone and fireworks stopped on New Year’s Eve.

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One was loaded and the other was released.

299. I made a New Year’s resolution that I would only tell jokes about furniture and,.

13 Jokes about Papa de Nerd

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Sometimes it’s not just an excuse to be prepared, it’s a crowd.

The next time you hang out with a nerd, don’t pass up a chance to make those funny nerd jokes.

We have the smartest jokes about ordinary nerds that some people just don’t get.

Here are 13 common jokes about Papa the Nerd:

300. A contagious disease enters a bar. Bartender says: We don’t serve people like you here. He says: Well, you’re not a very good host.

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301. How did you know the moon would break?

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Until the last quarter.

302. You’ve heard about a pregnant woman who started giving birth and started crying

It’s a great grammar joke for the teachers’ room.

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I couldn’t do it! I wouldn’t do that! Stop it! No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! I can’t do it! She was in labor.

303. What did the foreign mother say to him on his return?

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Where have you been?

304. Why is Pavlov’s hair so soft?

It’s a clever joke for some nerds every evolutionist loves.

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Conventional air conditioning system

305. What do you get when you put a root beer in a square glass?

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306. Why can’t we trust atoms?

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They make things up.

307. I have a new theory about inertia.

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But it looks like he’s not going anywhere.

308. Argon enters a bar.

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the bartender said: We don’t serve noble fumes here! Argon’s not responding.

309. What does a subatomic duck say?

Ducks that do not interfere but croak in a subatomic realm can only be appreciated by the most boring physicists.

310. Why you should never type apostrophe.

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You’re too possessive.

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311. Which dinosaur knows the words best

312. Where does the bad light stop?

12 Father jokes about maize for harvest day

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The annual turkey festival has the peculiar potential to go south with overly serious conversations between adults.

Keep the conversation light and funny with these Thanksgiving killer jokes.

Here are 12 standard Thanksgiving jokes about Daddy:

313. What happens if you had a serious overdose of a turkey on Thanksgiving?

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They had slices of pumpkin pie.

314. Why did the turkey play in her band?

A good way to interrupt the roar of the delicious sounds of the table before sneaking in for a few seconds.

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Because he already had chopsticks!

315. Why shouldn’t pilgrims bake bread?

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It’s a terrible job.

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316. When do you serve tofu turkey?

317. Why do turkeys always say: Eat, eat, eat?

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Because they never learned table manners!

318. If you call a large turkey eater, what do you call a small turkey?

319. What is your favourite turkey dessert?

320. Why do cranberries turn red?

Try this cranberry joke the next time your boring aunt tells you another terrible story.

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Because they saw a turkey gas station!

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321. What did the turkey say to the computer?

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Google, google, google.

322. Why was Thanksgiving soup so expensive?

323. Why do pilgrims keep their pants down?

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Because their buckles are attached to the hats!

324. What did the turkey’s mother say to her naughty son?

The turkey and gravy? Well, this joke has everything to please.

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If your father could see you now, he’d roll in!

11 Shark root daddy jokes

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If you stay on the beach long enough, the conversation inevitably turns into scary men in grey suits that have to be hidden under the ocean surface.

Don’t let the fear of sharks spoil your fun in the sun and stay on the beach. Instead, use those painful and stupid shark jokes to calm the alarm and let everyone swim.

Here are 11 jokes about a daddy shark with a common shark:

325. I was on the beach today when I saw a man crying in the sea: Help, Shark! Help!

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I was just laughing. I knew that shark wouldn’t help him.

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326. I had a nightmare that was attacked by a shark

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When I woke up, I knew it was just flattery.

327. What is a shark’s favourite pastime?

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Anything he can get his teeth into.

328. What happens when you encounter a great white shark with a cowfish? …..

As long as certain churches are involved, we are sure this joke will happen.

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I don’t know, I don’t know… …but I wouldn’t want to milk it!

329. What vitamins do sharks eat?

330. From which country do sharks come?

That makes sense. Wait, is this still a joke?

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331. What a shark eats with peanut butter

Sharks eat PB and jellyfish? It’s very funny and very possible.

332. Which fish works with the bad sharks

333. I once saw a singing shark,.

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in the reef of Glee Club.

334. Why don’t sharks like fast food?

But you know what’s easy to get? That stupid, crazy joke.

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He’s hard to catch.

335. What is yellow and dangerous

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Shark soot.

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Downloadable list of father jokes

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Here is a downloadable and printable list of trivial jokes about fathers (right click on the image and save the image as …). :

More good jokes to tell.

Here are some more good jokes that tell you what you shouldn’t miss.

  1. Mathematical jokes make no sense; the square of the hypotenuse looks ridiculous.
  2. Political jokes are a modern necessity because there is not much to laugh about in politics.
  3. Science jokes for you if you like giggling about photons and chromosomes.
  4. No arsenal of jokes is complete without the best ship jokes that give you a kick.
  5. Computers can drive us crazy and that’s why computer jokes are essential to survive in this disappointing digital age.

How to use regular daddy jokes

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So many banal jokes about fathers for all occasions. Knowing how to use Dad’s usual jokes is just as important as knowing Dad’s own jokes.

With a little guidance, Daddy’s everyday jokes can be the perfect entertainment when you need it the most.

Here’s how to use Daddy’s usual jokes:

1. Knowing your audience

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Take a second to get to know your listeners, to avoid sensitive subjects and to sharpen those who take your courage in both hands.

Are you stuck in court? This probably isn’t the time to be joking about Daddy’s lawyers.

2. Time – all

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Wait for this particularly auspicious time to take off a good knee cloth.

The best time for Daddy’s usual joke is when you’re in the mood to go the wrong way or break the uncomfortable silence.

3. Supply and transfer of goods

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People may or may not like your father’s hackneyed jokes. Maybe you’re just laughing a little or you’re not lifting anything at all.

Whether they like it or hate it, or are in between, the best joke about the father is told with indifference and trust.

4. plus

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What makes Dad’s everyday jokes so useful is that they are designed to be connected.

No matter how you react in the beginning, keep joking with Daddy’s regular jokes.

Eventually even the hardest nut will crack and laugh.

Conclusion

Everyone has jokes, but only a small group of special wise men can have the power to laugh at really banal daddy jokes.

And while dad’s jokes have been cultivated by his father for centuries, their fantastic banal jokes are there for everyone, not just fathers.

So the next time you find a chance to enjoy yourself, whether with your colleagues, peers or some of the kids, tear up some Papa Killer jokes and look at the smiles in abundance.

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